Thursday, January 10, 2013

This One's For The Boys


I’m a 25, blue eyed, kinda blonde haired girl. I look like a 5’8, reasonably curvy woman...but in all actuality...I am a 12-year-old boy.

Do you know how I know this?

Because of my obsession with action movies. Or, specifically movies that make really cool sounds.

I LOVE all of the Transformer movies. Seriously, I own them. And I frequently watch them as I fall asleep. I LOVE the sound the robots make when they switch from car to alien robot….it’s all ching-chang- chhhhhkkkk and I freaking love it.




I also love the Lara Croft Tomb Raider movies. Yes, I know she’s dumb and over exaggerated and has big boobies and wears her shorts wayyy too short…BUT I LOVE THOSE MOVIES!! I mean, didn’t watching The Cradle of Life make you want to jump on a big Fresian and set up your own targets that you could shoot while running madly into the trees? Or whack someone with a big stick? No??? Just me? Hmm…Ok…



I consider Caddyshack to be a film. Yes, a film. It answers most of life’s most important questions, like, “Who are the gopher’s friends? But the rabbit and the lowly squirrel.” There you’re set. Throw in a little Dali Llama wisdom about receiving total consciousness on your death bed and you’re set.



Iron Man. BAM. How can you not love Iron Man? His arrogance, his humanity, the awesome one-liners and there again, the AMAZING sounds his suits makes when he puts it on. RAWR.



The Avengers. I don’t even know where to begin….Captain America and Thor and Iron Man and the Hulk all in the same movie??? I wanna be the big green monster that gets to dash the bad guy on the ground like a toy…oh my gosh I’m going to go rent it right now on iTunes. You people don’t even know.



And THAT’S how I know, I’m actually a 12 year old boy. 

Robots rule! And so do action figures. Well, basically anything Marvel Comics related. Except Spiderman. He’s a little weird.

xo xo Liz


12 comments:

  1. No, it wasn't just you. I had a distinct urge to go buy a floor length leather coat after that movie...
    Yeah, Spiderman, he's a little Emo. Needs to get over himself.

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    1. AHAHAHAHAH oh my gosh, Hannah....laughing so hard

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  2. Omg! I love them All! Especially LOUD! You've inspired me to do a Lara Croft night! To be followed by all the Iron Man's.....wheeeeeeee!

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  3. You are so right! I love Iron Man, he is so full of himself it's amazing, but he's still so awesome! And the Avengers leave everybody in a good mood! I was so happy when Thor got to come back to earth! Perhaps everyone has a little bit of a twelve year old boy inside...
    Hannah-Mae

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    1. So true Hannah-Mae!! Maybe everyone DOES have a little 12 year old boy inside them! :) I realized last night, I've never seen Thor! Got to watch it now because I THINK he might be my favorite now!! :)

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  4. OH my goodness you sound like my amazing college roommate who introduced me to Transformers. Loved those nights eating cheesecake drinking wine and watching robots kick some a$$! You also remind me of my little sister - she is in love with action movies! She introduced me to the Avengers, the A-Team and some other great flicks! Can't wait to see her this weekend!

    I like the movie V for Vendetta - it makes me feel all rebellious.
    We watch a lot of the "historical" action movies too like - Robin Hood, Kingdom of Heaven, Gladiator that kinda thing. Oh and it's hard to beat the Liam Nelson movie: Taken!

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    1. Awww, love a little sister love! :) Oh my gosh, I LOVE Robin Hood and V for Vendetta!! I've never seen Kingdom of Heaven or Gladiator!! I need to just man up and watch them! And I love Liam Nelson in just about anything! He was an awesome Zeus in Clash of the Titans!! :)

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    2. Gladiator is soo good!!! It gets me every time!!

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    3. Does he die at the end??? Because I have a VERY real crush on Russel Crowe and I have a hard time when he dies in a movie :)

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  5. Spiderman? The new one? Is RAD!

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    1. Randi, I've never seen that one! I did see a hilarious skit by Emma Stone on The Soup where she was saying that people should watch the new Spiderman because she's a hot, smart scientist, unlike Spiderman's ex-gf, Mary Jane, who was a big slut. I laughed so hard I almost cried!!

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